Tico
While browsing through Crooks and Liars today, I came across a quick story about how a right wing columnist attributes being gay to the rise of soy formula and other soy products (i.e., soy makes you gay).
It reminded me of a conversation J and I had a couple of weeks ago regarding Tico, the squirrel in Dora the Explorer. I mentioned to J that I was surprised the right-wingers haven't started to bash Tico. Here's a picture of him 
Okay. So I'm going to list all the reasons why a right-winger would hate Tico the squirrel:
- He's purple. (So is Tinky-winky, the so-called gay Teletubby.)
- He wears a rainbow vest.
- He's an immigrant
- He refuses to speak English.
- He drives a YELLOW car. (okay, I really don't know why this would out someone as being gay. It just sounded like something a right-winger would say)
So, Tico is a gay Mexican immigrant who refuses to learn 'merican and drives a girly colored car.
Whoo, hoo!
1 comment:
There was a good audio clip floating about pretending that Dora the Explorer was encouraging illegal immigration.
this is just one of many ytmnds covering it.
I wouldn't be surprised if the monkey were a drug mule of some kind.
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